The following is an account of my inner monologue, accompanied by the music playing at various stages of my 10 hour, all-night drive to Arizona. Enjoy.Read more "Not About Love, ch. 4: Farewell, Old Friend"
I don’t intend to write a Star Wars review. I’ll just say it went something like this.Read more "Awakened Indeed"
Imagine we’re sitting at the bar in the Mos Eisley Cantina. That’s the only way to have this conversation properly. Me: You know what’s wrong with the Star Wars prequels? You: midichlorians, Hayden Christensen, CGI, worst love story ever, the entirety of Attack of the Clones, Jar Jar. Me: Yeah but you know what’s really wrong […]Read more "How it should have started"
I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. I certainly did.Read more "Happy Thanksgiving"
There are no words that could adequately introduce this, the final round. We’re just going to have to grind this out. The Princess Bride vs. Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back 1. The Force vs. True Love True love is the greatest thing in the world (except for a nice MLT), but the […]Read more "May Movie Madness: Finale"
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, a man named George Lucas brought to life one of the greatest trilogies of all time (and space). Less long ago, in the same far away galaxy, George Lucas took a trilogy-sized dump on his original masterpiece. I just watched The Phantom Menace, and now I want to […]Read more "Star Wars Episode 1: George Lucas is a Menace"