As promised, I’m pitting 16 of my favorite movies head-to-head in a bracket-style tournament playoff thingy, winner takes all (I have no idea what that means here. Just go with it).
But that’s not all! It’s May Movie Madness baby! (ooh, never saying that again) Between rounds of the movie-off, I’ll be delving deep to solve the cinematic quandaries on everybody’s mind, such as— who would win in a UFC-style Hollywood death battle? Or, why won’t there ever be a good movie ever made ever again? And of course, why hasn’t Wil Smith aged a day since Fresh Prince?
I can promise the answers to at least two of those questions (and more!) this month. So stay tuned, enjoy, and try to refrain from asking me how much time I’ve wasted watching movies for this.