“Y’all” is perhaps the most useful contraction ever derived.
There are over 3.3 billion women in the world. There is only one with whom I’m supposed to spend the rest of my life. That’s 3299999999 to 1 I’ll never find her.
A suit and a clipboard will get you in ANYWHERE.
Warm, gooey chocolate chip cookies are the only things that should ever be half-baked.
Stupidity, ignorance and prejudice are not regional.
Some people are hat people. Most of us are not. Accept that.
The banjo will never be taken seriously with a name like that.
Today’s final truth: It is physically impossible to say the word “pie” without smiling.