Eternal Truths Concerning Life, Love, Liberty and oh screw it (part one, hopefully)

“Y’all” is perhaps the most useful contraction ever derived.

not even a word

There are over 3.3 billion women in the world. There is only one with whom I’m supposed to spend the rest of my life. That’s 3299999999 to 1 I’ll never find her.

Carry the 2, Stephen
Carry the 2, Stephen

A suit and a clipboard will get you in ANYWHERE.

neal caffrey
Why yes I am the proprietor of this establishment

Warm, gooey chocolate chip cookies are the only things that should ever be half-baked.

Oh dear prudence yes.  That's the stuff...
Oh dear prudence yes. That’s the stuff…

Stupidity, ignorance and prejudice are not regional.

carla

Some people are hat people. Most of us are not. Accept that.

hat

The banjo will never be taken seriously with a name like that.

hopeles wanderer

Today’s final truth: It is physically impossible to say the word “pie” without smiling.

PIE!!!!!
PIE!!!!!

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